salutations

the signs as band members

aries: plays guitar a little bit too passionately, breaks 2 strings and their collarbone but it was totally worth it
taurus: probably plays the cowbell
gemini: plays every instrument so if someone is really sick they can play anything. but usually just goes for the tambourine
cancer: the backup singer everyone likes more than the lead
leo: the lead singer everyone likes less than the backups but is actually pretty cool. most likely on meth
virgo: "we need more synth"
libra: that chill bass player who says nothing in interviews but every once in a while makes a really weird tweet
scorpio: shreds the fUCK outta those guitar solos without messing up their perfectly styled hair. what kind of hairspray do you use
saggitarius: crazy ass drummer, probably 100% stoned all the time
capricorn: that angsty songwriter who thinks everything they say is really deep and profound but it's actually pretentious
aquarius: has a really weird but cool voice and flawless eyeliner
pisces: writes really sad songs that make everyone cry. the baby of the band, wrote a song about world war 2 once

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